apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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