Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
