Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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