Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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