i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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