I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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