Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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