Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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