tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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