I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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