whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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