thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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