But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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