can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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