There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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