i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
It's blow job season.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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