yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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