Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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