at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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