Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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