Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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