discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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