We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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