what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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