I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
false alarm. still invincible.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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