the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
