he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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