I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
