Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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