mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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