Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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