About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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