Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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