two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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