he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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