i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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