belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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