Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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