no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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