dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, he came in my armpit
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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