I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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