So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Dear god my vagina.
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