it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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