She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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