You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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