There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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