At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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