I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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