talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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