so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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