we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
tell me about the fingering
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