Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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