My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
