i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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