I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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