I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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