So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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